98 mag swap vs 05 sxt

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98 mag swap vs 05 sxt

Post by INVUJerry » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:01 pm

So, today I was driving to Panda Express to get food for the family. At a light, some girl in a 03-05 SXT pulls up next to be. It's black, stock height, kinda dirty, has a pair of tinted tails, and sounds like a straight piped car. She's kinda good looking, and has 2 kids with her. She winks at me. Being the happily married guy I am.... I wink back at her. She starts revving her car, so it's a 5-speed. I think, !Muffler Belts!, noone's around, might as well give it a go. I rev the car up to 3200 or so, light goes green, and I dump the clutch. I spin a few feet, bog a little, then I'm gone, adding buslength to buslength on her. I bang second gear, spin into it, look back. She's waaaaaaaaaay back. I think she didn't launch the car, just took off like normal. Meanwhile, I'm over the speed limit (60 in a 50) so I let off, and stop at the next light.

I look over at the girl, and yell "Love you, honey!" She replies "I'm gonna kill you when we get home. What were you thinking launching like that?!" My wife hadn't ever seen me launch the car on the street.

Good times.
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Post by neon_freak » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:10 am

as soon as i read "i love you hunny" im like wait, i bet hes racing his wife, sure enough
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Post by NCNeon » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:22 pm

haha nice post
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Post by XanoKais » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:18 pm


Girlfriends: 1996 Plymouth Neon Expresso (A588 2.0L, Auto) [Constant project to make her happy...]
Mine: 1988 Nissan 200SX SEV6 (VG30E 3.0L, 5 speed) [rally build coming up soon]

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Post by cudahy » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:31 pm

thats awesome

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Post by carboneon » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:33 pm

if she would have smoke u you would have been washing dishes and she wouldbe takin out the trash better be carefull

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Post by Ladi3sman55 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:27 pm

lmao best post ive read in a long time! :)
thanks jerry!
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